The year I coloured my hair
pink, pierced my nose and got a tattoo
I achieved my second ever
new year’s resolution—to sleep
with a different man every
week and forever after
ignore his calls.
Despite never being fast
enough to make the Olympics
or State championships
I once beat an Australian Olympic
swimmer in a fifty metre race.
When I left my infant son
and his father
I planned to stay away
forever
start a new life in a new place
with a new name
but instead returned
in less than one week.
One of these things is not true.
Poem
Ice breaker
Tiggy Johnson